What Golden Showers & Pastel Pink Hair Have In Common

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Me: Send me a selfie this second of you're new pink hair, I am crazy. I will not stop texting you.

Her:

This is not my friend. but it is my future wife

Me: I am peeing on myself. That is how much I support this hair. I am sitting on my boyfriend. This is a sweatpants golden shower.

Her: This is the best way the news of my hair could possibly have been delivered to him.

Me: He likes it

Her: I assumed you were talking about the golden shower

Me: I mean one would. But the hair is better.

Her: This is the highest praise possible. 

Me: Soak it in...literally and figuratively.  

xx C - Money